Cowboy Church

Cowboy Church is big here in Colorado. Interestingly, one of them even has a “Coffee Saloon.”

I’m not sure why those who consider themselves to be cowboys need a church of their own, but seeing pick-up trucks parked around cowboy churches brings to mind an advertisement that used be on TV. A “cowboy” comes on screen and declares, “I’m a cowboy. Got my hat. Got my boots. Got my gun.” He then walks up to the truck being advertised and says, “Got my pick-up truck.”  Makes one wonder whatever happened to horses!

I’ve decided that maybe all churches should be planned with specific groups of people in mind. The possibilities seem almost endless:

·      Teacher Church – Coffee on the Run

·      Attorney Church – Java Bar

·      Judge Church – Drink Court

·      Chef Church – Presentation Coffees

·      Mathematician Church – Haus Brew

·      Engineer Church – Design-a-Drink Shop

·      Nurse Church – Coffee IVs

·      Photographer Church – Ambient Lattes

·      Minister Church – Great Awakening Brew

·      Theater Church – Black Tie Coffee

·      Police Church – Joe & Donut Nook

·      Environmentalist Church – Green Tea Shop

·      Psychologist Church – The Bean Grind

·      Fireman Church – Hot Java Bar

·      Dietician Church – Lite Brewed Drinks

·      Electrician Church – Jolts Awake Coffee

·      Seamstress Church – Measured Concoctions

·      Jeweler Church – Gold Mine Canteen

·      Dude Church – Wha‘sup Surprise Drinks

·      Programmer Church – Basic Brews

The church I attend is for everyone. If you visit, be sure to arrive in the coffee room early. If you arrive late, the knives used for spreading cream cheese on the bagels will have been licked by the little guys.

Clipart from OCAL