“Grandpapa fell down a drain;
Couldn’t
scramble out again.
Now he’s
floating down the sewer
There’s one
grandpapa the fewer.”
- by Harry
Graham
This is funny? What else might this editor consider to be
funny? I read on and came to, “The Parent.”
“Children
aren’t happy with nothing to ignore,
And
that’s what parents are created for.”
- by Ogden Nash
And then there was, “Willie Built A Guillotine.”
“Willie built a guillotine,
Tried it
out on sister Jean.
Said mother
as she got the mop:
‘These messy
games have got to stop!’”
- by William E. Engel
Not disturbing enough? Here’s another gem with the title,
“Each Night Father Fills Me With Dread.”
“Each night father fills me with dread
When he sits on the foot of my bed,
I’d not
mind that he speaks
In
gibbers and squeaks,
But for
seventeen years he’s been dead.” ‘
- by a man appropriately
named Edward Gorey
As I put this book back in its place on the shelf, I
wondered how much we really care about teaching our children the value of life and
family. I also wondered if we should be surprised by the disrespect and
violence in our society.
The Message paraphrases Proverbs 22:6: “Point
your kids in the right direction--when they’re old they won’t be lost.”
*Edited “thought for the day”
written for MidAmerica Nazarene University class in 1999. - Vee
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Okay, then. Spent a week in a classroom full of third-graders?
ReplyDeleteBesides, you used to tell Little Audrey jokes, didn't you?
--and Little Audrey just laughed and laughed!
I don't remember Little Audrey. Was she in our elementary school library? Oh wait, I'm envisioning a little cart that was rolled around to the rooms and served as our library. Is this true or just a figment of my imagination?
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