The church of my childhood
might have been slightly conservative. At least some perceived it that way. My
father was a minister in the Rocky Mountain District of said church and, as is
typical of preacher’s kids, I may have a slanted view concerning some events.
During the yearly camp
meeting sponsored by our district, I created memories that I can still recall
in detail. As kids and teenagers, we always had fun during camp. Probably that
was not the purpose of the gathering, but, realistically, that’s what happened.
No doubt it was with the
thought in mind of making camp meeting a blessing to the kids that someone came
up with the idea of engaging a “children’s worker” to provide afternoon sessions
for a bunch of squirming children who wanted to be outside enjoying the
Colorado sunshine. I’m sure the blessing actually came to my
parents who were privileged to have the afternoon free of their own brood, and
everyone else’s as well.
I recall quite well one
husband and wife “Children’s Evangelists” team. I don’t remember them just because
the Missis wore the longest dresses and darkest hosiery I had ever seen, but also
because of some of the things they taught us. One song they taught us went:
A Billy Goat chews on papers and rags,
Smacks his chops on an old tin can.
But there’s one thing that a Billy won’t do
And
that’s on a cud of tobacco chew.
Truly a blessing! I wonder
if it could be used now as a “praise chorus?” (We didn’t have any drums and had
to make do with a piano, but, who knows, it might work!)
In addition to this little
ditty, I remember one lesson presented by long dress, dark hose lady. She
talked about pride and the manifestation of such in the evil practice of
wearing fingernail polish. Her information had it that women don’t wear nail
polish because it’s pretty, but rather because dirt resides beneath the
tips of their nails. Of course, the lazy way to get rid of dirt is to hide it.
So, like sweeping dirt under a rug, ladies put on bright red nail polish.
This morning as I got ready
to go to church, I was, after all of these years, faced with the practical
application of this lesson. I’ve been packing for three weeks. My hands are rough
and my nails are short. No matter how much I tried, I could not get the tips of
my nails to look anything but a mess. So, like the lesson suggested, pride won and ugly is now coated with red.
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